On the River Potomac
at the mouths of two roaring rivers,
Anacostia and Connogochegue...
sit the nation’s lawgivers...

Those who live in this City
Who call this place home,
Can’t even vote
For the occupants of the Dome,

A beautiful city
That blossoms and blooms...
But when Asses meet Pachyderms
The result is pure gloom
— "Of Donkeys and Elephants"